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Chemistry Joke time! 1. Susan was in chemistry. Susan is no more, for what she thought was H2O was H2SO4. Explanation: H2SO4 is sulfuric acid. Presumably, Susan drank acid instead of water.

2. A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through". Explanation: Bunsen burners produce heat. This heat is transferred to the ice, causing it to melt. The change of state from solid form (ice) to liquid form (water) is known as a change of phase.

3. Explanation: U or Uranium is a relatively heavy element.

4 Q: What is the chemical symbol for diarrhea?

A: (CO(NH2)2)2

Explanation: Urea is the molecule CO(NH2)2. The prefix "di" stands for two. 

5 Here is a historical note: In the 1980's, in an effort to increase public awareness about the importance of chemistry, the American Chemical Society posted billboards with a picture of C6H10 and the title, "It takes alkynes to make a world."

Explanation: C6H10 Is an alkyne, it sounds like all kinds.

6 Q: What do you do with dead Chemists? A: You Barium!

Explanation: Barium, one of the elements on the Periodic table, sounds like Bury em'

Here's bonus video showing how Oxygen reacts with some elements! 

Hope you like it!